Sunday, June 19, 2011

Fatty Tip: Your Underwear are Going to Fall Down

Or roll down, whichever. You know how hard it is to find underwear that fit right? Yes well, "fitting right" is a completely different story when it comes to running. See, all that bouncing, jostling, and jiggling, makes it harder for your undies to stay where they belong.

As you're running along, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, little by little your undies are going to slide - or roll- down off your belly. And then what? You leave them there so that they can fall all the way off your ass? Or you try to find a way to pull up your underwear in the middle of a public park and hope the concerned parents don't call the cops?

There are two things you can do here. 1) Wear big underwear. The bigger they are (as in the higher up they come on your belly), the more room you've got to move around without them falling down. 2) Weather permitting, wear running shorts. They have the underwear already built in, so the CAN'T fall down!

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